Wear tight-fitting cardigan possibly purloined from grandmother's attic
Even tighter-fitting pants restrict hip turn for a greater X-factor
Express zero regret about spending two weeks' salary on waxed-canvas carry bag
Remember that nothing tastes better on a hot day than a double IPA
Why not walk off Maidstone after the 12th Golf doesn't have to be 18 holes
Remove nonprescription horn-rims only when plumb-bobbing
Pack bacon-jam-on-flaxseed sandwich for the turn
Inexplicably carry nouveau persimmon 4-wood 240 yards in the air
Settle $2 Nassau bet with Venmo
Stream KEXP-FM Seattle at a polite volume
Instagram club entrance when arriving via Lyft
Carry dog-eared copy of Tom Doak's Confidential Guide to Golf Courses in golf bag
Use handpainted wood alignment sticks for rogue practice sessions in public park.
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