Bogey: Golfers as athletes
For every finely-tuned specimen like Dustin Johnson in contention at the Open, you occassionally have a cigar-smoker like Miguel Angel Jimenez, or a cigarette-smoker like Thomas Bjorn. And then there's your Open leader Darren Clarke. Asked how he intended to while away the hours until his late Sunday tee time, Clarke said he would likely gorge himself at dinner, wake up, and gorge himself again. To his credit, he also said he hoped not to drink too much.
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