So you didn't get to go to the Masters. No worries, thanks to the majesty of the Internet, you can still get your Augusta National swag for the upcoming golf season. A list of all the Masters merchandise you can purchase on eBay.
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Arnie's Army Pin
The Masters handed out this pin for free to patrons, but that's not stopping one, um, "entrepreneur" from trying to capitalize on the handout. Price: $100
Frosted Glasses
What better way to drink in Augusta National, literally and figuratively? Price: $54
Hat Clip
Don't know about you, but I lose half my ball marks when I'm playing, eventually finding them in my washing machine. Eliminate that problem with this ball-mark hat clip. Price: $18
Performance Socks
What makes Augusta apparel so special is showing off the club's adored logo to your friends. You can't really do that with these socks. But hey, you'll know it's there, which I suppose is something. Price: $35
Jigsaw Puzzle
Few players have figured out the puzzle Augusta National presents...but with this game, you'll be able to solve the enigma! (Rimshot) Price: $72
Peter Millar shirt
Need a colorful shirt for Easter? Look no further. It will only cost you next month's rent. Price: $224
Flag
For decoration or your makeshift pin in your backyard. Price: $42
Tie
Be careful wearing this bad boy to a business presentation. Observers might hone in on the insignia, day dreaming of the greener-than-green pastures of Augusta National and totally miss that kickass powerpoint you made on your company's third-quarter projections. Price: $145
Pet bowl
Little Rufus likely has no idea what the Masters is. That's okay; he doesn't know why you put a mini-jacket or reindeer antlers on him, either. Price: $30
Poster
Does your significant other complain about the lack of artistic decor your in humble abode? Shut them up in style with this poster of No. 12. Price: $70
Pin
In terms of gravitas, the 17th lacks the fame held by fellow back-nine holes like the 12th, 13th, 15th or 16th. But everyone loves those layouts. Show your diehard spirit with this pin commemorating "Nandina." Price: $24
Tumbler
All tumblers are the same, right? WRONG. At least, that's the argument this logo-laden tumbler makes. Price: $30
Shirt
No word if Jim Nantz receives royalties for this item. Price: $18
Backpack
Can a backpack be cool? This bag answers that hypothetical with a resounding "yes." Price: $109.
Retro hat
Wear this type of hat to the course and you'll get ridiculed. Wear this hat with the Masters logo and you'll be the envy of every player. Price: $50
Belt
The highest amount I've spent on pants hovers around $30. That I almost dropped over $100 on a belt to hold them up shows you how much I love this tournament. Price: $130