PLEEEZE DON'T TELL ME THIS!
"Sorry, bud, you're too young to drive the cart."
C'mon, I won't tell Uncle Sid you've been fluffing up your lies.
"Give me an hour in the practice bunker, then we'll hit drivers."
Wow, sounds wonderful. Where do I sign up for next weekend?
"OK, try it again, and this time keep the club on plane."
On plane? Seriously? Do you even know what that means?
"You can borrow a ball, but Titleists are for grown-ups."
Then why do you keep pumping them into the woods?
"For the last time, stop trying to hit the range tractor."
What you mean is, I wish I could do that and get away with it.