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26 ways Miguel Angel Jimenez would celebrate winning the Masters

By Luke Kerr-Dineen

He may be 50, but Miguel Angel Jimenez shot 66 on Saturday at Augusta National, vaulting him near the very top of the 2014 Masters' leader board. In honor of his good play, we thought it would be fun to look ahead to how Jimenez would celebrate winning his first major.

First, he'd smile.

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Then smoke cigars.

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More cigars.

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Cigars with chopsticks.

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Did we mention cigars?

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He'd bring back the afro.

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Stick out his tongue.

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Attempt to do a jumping-jack.

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Look scary.
 
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Hug things.

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Hug more things.

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Wear a Santa hat.

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Upgrade his golf course-cigar holder.

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Flirt with people.

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Call people.

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Have a heart to heart with Tiger Woods.

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Polish Jose Maria Olazabal's face.

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Dance.

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Stretch his arms.

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Stretch his legs.

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Show everybody else how to stretch.


He'd improve his green-reading.
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Look at things from a new perspective.

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He'd wear aviators.

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And enjoy wine.

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And cars.

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Did we miss anything?

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