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The Rock is starting his own tequila company...and it'll probably knock you on your ass

April 18, 2018
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Kevin Winter

Like private Caribbean islands and charter jets before them, the new A-list status symbol is owning your own tequila company. Diddy (or whatever he's going by these days) has one, Elon Musk wants one, and Clooney just sold his for a cool billion. Now, if reports are to be believed, the great Brahma Bull—Mr. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson himself—is getting in on the agave game with his new nectar, Mana Tequila.

According to TMZ, Johnson has officially filed papers for the "Mana Tequila" name, which, in a punny twist of fate, simply means "spirit" in Polynesian. A launch date and core expressions are still unconfirmed, but a Cinco de Mayo announcement of The People's Anjeo and Raging Bull Reposado certainly seems likely.

Whether or not The Rock will actually try his own supply remains to be seen, of course. Generally speaking, he doesn't put anything in his body that isn't chicken, fish, or, massive, heaping mounds of pancakes, but let's not forget that the man used to enjoy cracking open a cold one just like the rest of us...well, sorta.

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