The GrindJuly 7, 2015

Rory's soccer mishap, Tiger's stunning stat, Jimenez's Wimbledon nap, and DJ-Paulina's Fourth fireworks

Welcome to another edition of The Grind, where we believe playing any sport other than golf when you're over the age of 25 is reckless (unless you are a pro in that other sport). Yeah, yeah, I'm an old man, but retiring from basketball at 23 has ensured I wouldn't miss playing any golf due to an injury. Well, except the time I threw out my back hitting too many practice putts. . . And the other time I threw out my back picking up my golf bag too quickly. . . Yeah, yeah, I'm pathetic, but imagine how many more times I would have gotten hurt if I still played a pick-up game from time to time? I feel bad for Rory McIlroy, but he could have been more careful. Soccer is a dangerous sport!

Be careful out there, folks. Missing golf due to an injury is a terrible thing. Now let's move on before I strain my neck staring at that clip. . .

WE'RE BUYING

Danny Lee: The 24-year-old New Zealander made pretty quick work of a four-man playoff at the Greenbrier, birdieing the first extra hole and parring the second. What took a lot longer was Lee, who became the youngest U.S. Amateur champ in 2008, finally winning his first PGA Tour title. Odds are, it won't be his last.

Jim Justice: The Greenbrier owner has done a tremendous job of gaining exposure for his event by getting golfers like Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson to play in the tournament and getting a guy like Shaq to play participate in the pro-am. And how about the 18th hole promotion? Justice personally handed out nearly $200,000 in cash because of aces by George McNeill and Justin Thomas, and was ready to hand out a lot more if there had been a third hole-in-one on the finishing hole. The guy is a gentle giant. He doesn't even look that odd standing next to Shaq:

Tiger's irons: It's sad that the 14-time major champ has fallen so far we're now getting excited about him finishing T-32 in second-tier events. But there were some serious signs of him turning things around. Really! At least, with his iron play. Woods posted the best proximity mark (23'-11") of his career -- at least, since 2003 when that became an official stat -- and also led the field in strokes gained on his approach shots. The bad news is Woods' iron play was great under Sean Foley as well and, well, you know. But hey, talking about him leading in any stat is a lot better than talking about him being unable to break 80.

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Robert Streb's wedge: After damaging his putter tossing it to his caddie on Sunday, Streb was forced to putt with his 56-degree sand wedge on the back nine. He responded by making five birdies (one from 27 feet) and three-putting just once. We know what you're thinking. Here's an instructional article on how to putt with your wedge. Read it at your own risk.

WE'RE SELLING

Rory's Open chances: McIlroy's ankle injury is a total bummer. For everyone. Even if Jordan Spieth wins a third major to start the season, he'll face inevitable (unfair) questions about doing it thanks to Rory's injury. And of course, golf fans wanted to see McIlroy defend his Open title and get another crack at St. Andrews after his 63-80-69-68 performance at age 21 in 2010. We'd love to see him topple the Old Course in a walking boot, but there's probably a better chance of Tiger shooting 19 under there and winning by eight shots again.

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Kevin Kisner's playoff record: Incredibly, Kisner has lost three playoffs in the past 11 weeks. He is the only active PGA Tour player to lose three tournaments in extra holes in a single season and the first to do so since Horton Smith in 1937. Coincidentally, we hear he's terrible at the card game War and at flipping coins. Hang in there, Kiz. Your luck is bound to change.

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Shaq's golf swing: The Big Daddy/Aristotle/Cactus/Diesel provided two big whiffs on his opening tee shot at the Greenbrier Pro-Am. Here's a look at his swing that rivals his free-throw stroke in terms of aesthetics:

Before Greenbrier week ends, let's take one more look at @SHAQ's golf swing (and how he can fix it). http://t.co/dOMNdteejS

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) July 6, 2015

But Shaq still provided big entertainment. Here he is showing playing partner Keegan Bradley how to shoot a free throw on the golf course.

"I make them when I need them," Shaq joked. Regardless of his golf game, this week proved a pro-am with Shaq is a lot better than a pro-am without him.

ON TAP

The PGA Tour heads to Illinois for the John Deere Classic, aka that event that takes place before the British Open and where Jordan Spieth holed that bunker shot to help him win his first tour title.

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Random tournament fact: Speaking of Spieth, in case you didn't hear, he's playing this week. That's right, Spieth is going to try to do the unthinkable by playing some golf and then flying on a chartered jet and only having three days to prepare for playing some more golf. Can he do it?!

RANDOM PROP BETS OF THE WEEK

-- Shaq will qualify for the Champions Tour when he turns 50: 1 MILLION-to-1 odds

-- Adam Scott will turn to putting with a wedge once the anchoring ban kicks in: 10-to-1 odds

-- People will spend way too much time talking about Jordan Spieth's schedule: LOCK

PHOTO/TWEET OF THE WEEK

We now know golf's Most Interesting Man in the World needs his sleep like the rest of us. Apparently, Miguel Angel Jimenez doesn't nap often, but when he does, he dresses in a suit and attends Wimbledon:

and yes, I may have accidentally taken a little snooze at #Wimbledon today as well ... pic.twitter.com/BYXEoYq1MN

— Not Miguel Á Jiménez (@miguelajimenez_) July 6, 2015

VIRAL VIDEO(S) OF THE WEEK (NOT INVOLVING SHAQ)

For some reason, a Fox News anchor called Rory McIlroy a "leprechaun" and said she "can't stand him." Talk about adding insult to injury!

There's a #TeamCaro supporter at Fox News. (via @ScottLLove) pic.twitter.com/u0qn0HVHt8

— Chris Chaney (@Wrong_Fairway) July 6, 2015

QUOTE OF THE WEEK

"It was just amazing. It's phenomenal. It's my fourth time playing here, and I liked it every single year. Only one wish I had was if I had a girlfriend, it wouldn't be as lonely in the room." -- Danny Lee. Hang in there, Danny. That check for $1.2 million certainly won't hurt. For now, though, maybe look away from the following photos. . .

THIS WEEK IN MODELS PLAYING GOLF (SORT OF)

How about Alexis Randock beating boyfriend Rickie Fowler at a game of closest to the pin:

We did it right at Bakers! Always great spending quality time with my girl @alexis.randock❿ᅬ and she beat me in the closest to the pin contest...she's keeping my game in check!!

A photo posted by Rickie Fowler (@rickiefowler) on Jul 1, 2015 at 7:37am PDT

Of course, the lovely couple provided other photos from their Fourth of July getaway to Baker's Bay:

each day with you is the best day💙

A photo posted by Alexis Randock (@alexis.randock) on Jul 2, 2015 at 5:14pm PDT

Aww, so sweet -- especially the matching Red Bull hats!

THIS WEEK IN KEEGAN BRADLEY-JILLIAN STACEY-SHAQ PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION

My pro am partner at the #Greenbrier was very tallll. Had a blast today with @shaq.

A photo posted by Keegan Bradley (@keeganbradley1) on Jul 1, 2015 at 2:35pm PDT

"Bennifer" may be done, but "Jilligan" and "Ralexis" are going strong in the world of celebrity golf couples. And not to be outdone. . .

THIS WEEK IN DUSTIN JOHNSON-PAULINA GRETZKY PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION

✿🇺🇿 @djohnsonpga

A photo posted by Paulina Gretzky (@paulinagretzky) on Jul 5, 2015 at 10:56am PDT

Happy belated Fourth of July, everyone!

THIS AND THAT

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ESPN is moving its ESPY charity golf outing from Trump National (L.A.) to Pelican Hill. That's not exactly the PGA Tour moving the Cadillac Championship from Doral, but it's a step in the right direction. . . . Speaking of race issues, Bubba Watson will paint an American flag over the Confederate flag on his General Lee car. Good of Bubba to save his sponsors a few headaches. . . . Bernd Weisberger shot a Sunday 65 to win the French Open for his third European Tour title. You may remember him as "that other guy" contending at last year's PGA Championship at Valhalla. . . . Former NBA star Allan Houston's beautiful Armonk, N.Y., mansion that includes a sick golf practice area in the backyard can be yours for (just) under $20 million! I'm actually looking for a house in the same area, but that property tax of $180,000(!) is just a little too steep. . . . A beloved fake horse (em>pictured) at a mini-golf course was stolen and then returned. The owners cried tears of joy when it was brought back. Tears of joy. True story.

RANDOM QUESTIONS TO PONDER

Will Rory McIlroy ever play soccer again?

Will I ever dare touch a basketball again?

Who steals a fake horse from a mini-golf course?

-- Alex Myers is an Associate Editor for GolfDigest.com. Feel free to email him and please follow him on Twitter since he has self-esteem issues.

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