Taters Gonna Tate

Kansas City legend eats pocket baked potato, drives final nail in Jaguars' coffin

January 23, 2023

The NFL Divisional Round is what separates the wheat from the chaff.

It’s where you see the Bills and Cowboys constantly fold and the great quarterbacks like Mahomes, Burrow and Purdy(?) do enough to keep the season alive. More importantly, though, it’s a chance to eat a baked potato.

Stadium food prices are too high. We all know this. Thus, one enterprising Kansas City Chiefs fan decided to forgo the mediocre Arrowhead spread and bring in her own grub.

Not only was this a savvy move, but it caught the ire of a Jacksonville zealot who thought they were on the right side of history mocking the pocket baked potato.

This ended in humiliating fashion, as most things do for the Jaguars. The KC Potato Girl fired back with a well-timed zinger and photo that took things from bad to worse for her enemy.

This woman meant business, and we respect her passion not just for ridiculing rival fans, but spuds of all kinds. Talk about a spec-tater for the ages…