What would Tiger do?
Mark O'Meara was holding a press conference after winning $3 million in Sweden's Tiger Woods Friends/Let Every Norwegian Fjord for Himself Skins Game.
The competition was played on a 9-fjord course near Stockholm, O'Meara against Tiger Woods and two guys named Sven and Tog, distant cousins of Tiger's fiancee, Elin ("A pre-nup means what?") Nordegren.
Sven and Tog had never played golf but said they very much enjoyed the two hours of daylight.
JOURNALIST: Mark, is this the biggest purse you have ever won?
O'MEARA: Tiger and me were discussing it earlier, and he said, "Marko, I believe this is your biggest payday."
JOURNALIST: The weather was nice. Did you enjoy it?
O'MEARA: Tiger thought it was a little cool in the morning. He told me to wear a sweater. I took it off later.
__JOURNALIST:__Why, it got warm?
O'MEARA: Tiger told me to.
JOURNALIST: You and Tiger are said to be close. Would you say he is your best friend?
__O'MEARA:__You can't have a better friend than Tiger Woods.
__JOURNALIST:__Some people say Tiger is your only friend.
O'MEARA: Who says that?
JOURNALIST: Tiger, for one.
__O'MEARA:__Tiger's probably right.
JOURNALIST: Can you elaborate on your friendship?
O'MEARA: Hey, you're a little off-base, pal. Tiger doesn't use that kind of language. Neither one of us has ever elaborated on anybody.
__JOURNALIST:__I didn't mean to offend. I was only asking you to tell us some of the subjects you and Tiger discuss when you're relaxing.
O'MEARA: Tiger's like any other big star. We talk about normal things. Him ... his swing ... food sometimes. Mostly him."
JOURNALIST: I've read where your own swing combines the best features of a desk clerk at the Red Roof Inn and a fry cook at Denny's.
O'MEARA: What wiseguy said that?
JOURNALIST: I believe it was Tiger?
O'MEARA: He could be right.
JOURNALIST: You hit a lot of good shots today, Marko. What do you think was your best one?
__O'MEARA:__Hey, nobody calls me "Marko" but The Man.
__JOURNALIST:__Sorry. How do you like our course? It was designed by Robert Trent Ludsingburg.
O'MEARA: We like it OK.
JOURNALIST: We?
O'MEARA: Tiger and me.
JOURNALIST: How do you like our country?
O'MEARA: Tiger and me think you're a little light on the fjords compared to Norway, but you make up for it with the meatballs.
__JOURNALIST:__You've won a number of times at Pebble Beach. Why do you think that is?
__O'MEARA:__Tiger says it's because I'm lucky.
JOURNALIST: Do you agree?
__O'MEARA:__Tiger's probably right.
JOURNALIST: You have two children, I believe.
O'MEARA: Yes. Tiger Michelle O'Meara and Shaun Tiger O'Meara.
JOURNALIST: And your wife is ... ?
O'MEARA: Her name's Alicia, but we call her by her nickname.
__JOURNALIST:__What's her nickname?
O'MEARA: It's kind of private.
JOURNALIST: Are you saying it's not printable?
O'MEARA: Oh, you could print it, sure.
JOURNALIST: Is it, by any chance, Tiger?
O'MEARA: How'd you know that?
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