The Loop

Golf Story No. 107

November 25, 2008

Prostate exams are important, not only because they might save your life, but also because they might lead to good stories. Doug Bruce of Fresno had the exam, then a biopsy, and reported back with this tidbit:


I recently had a prostate biopsy from urologist that I am friendly with. At the end of the procedure he lectured me on taking it easy for a few days because my body had been punctured and could bleed if over used. After some idle conversation he excused himself to advise my wife. I soon realized I had forgot to ask him if golf was considered light duty, so I asked his nurse. She responded "you guys are all alike, you never ask about sex." >


Well told, Doug. But what was her point, exactly?

--Bob Carney