The doorbell is ringing, the turkey is in the oven, and the whole damn golf world is coming for Thanksgiving. So what should you expect from your favorite golfers-turned-terrifying Turkey Day archetypes? As it turns out, a little bit of everything (and A LOT bickering too).
Most likely to complain about his seat: Patrick Reed
Most hungover: Eddie Pepperell
The dietary restrictions minefield: Gary Player
Has been giving you a scientific explanation of tryptophan for 10 consecutive minutes now: Bryson DeChambeau
Just burned down the garage with his zero-gravity turkey fryer: Has anybody seen Bryson? He was here just a second ago…
Most over-the-top blessing before dinner: Jim Nantz
Wants to know if you're interested in a hot stock tip to go with that pie: Phil
Just kicked nana in the head: Also Phil
https://twitter.com/PhilMickelson/status/1035209460803751937
Says your wine would be “good to cook with”: Miguel Angel Jimenez
Icing the hammy he pulled in the backyard football game with the frozen peas: Jason Day
The too-much-PDA couple: Molliwood
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Worst guy to get stuck in a conversation about the geo-political implications of American neo-socialism with: Dustin Johnson
Just ate the last roll: Beef
Won’t turn off the parade for football: Bubba Watson
Needs everybody to know he just came from the gym: Brooks Koepka
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Showed up in his Ferrari though it’s a blizzard: Ian Poulter
Playing dead-leg and making fart noises in the middle of grace: SB2K
Guy who's STILL not done with dinner: Kevin Na
Is actually going to make everyone go around the table and say what they're thankful for: Matt Kuchar
