From most hungover to slowest eater, which Thanksgiving guest is your favorite golfer?

The doorbell is ringing, the turkey is in the oven, and the whole damn golf world is coming for Thanksgiving. So what should you expect from your favorite golfers-turned-terrifying Turkey Day archetypes? As it turns out, a little bit of everything (and A LOT bickering too).

Most likely to complain about his seat: Patrick Reed

Most hungover: Shane Lowry

The dietary restrictions minefield: Gary Player

Killed the turkey himself: Brian Harman

Has been giving you a scientific explanation of tryptophan for 10 consecutive minutes now: Bryson DeChambeau

Just burned down the garage with his zero-gravity turkey fryer: Has anybody seen Bryson? He was here just a second ago…

Most over-the-top blessing before dinner: Jim Nantz

Can't wait to tell you about his Detroit Lions parlays: Phil Mickelson

Just kicked nana in the head: Also Phil

Says your wine would be “good to cook with”: Miguel Angel Jimenez

Split his pants during the backyard football game: Tom Kim

The too-much-PDA couple: Molliwood

Stormed out when the discussion turned to politics: Rory McIlroy

Just ate the last roll: John Daly

Only shows up for the major holidays: Brooks Koepka

Pulled up in his Ferrari though it’s a blizzard: Ian Poulter

Playing dead-leg and making fart noises in the middle of grace: JT and Max Homa

Guy who's STILL not done with dinner: Kevin Na

Is actually going to make everyone say what they're thankful for: Jay Monahan