Golf...Sort Of
August 07, 2018

Dude Perfect's 'All Sports Golf Battle' is back and now features canoe paddles

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It's that time of year again. No, not the PGA Championship or football season. It's time for the third annual Dude Perfect All Sports Golf Battle, where a bunch of trick shot dweebs-turned-multi-hundred-thousandaires attempt to play an actual golf course with a dusty garage shelf's worth of random athletic implements, from a clay target thrower to a canoe paddle (this year's edition is sponsored in part by Bass Pro Shops, in case you didn't notice). Buckle up for tons of gorgeous drone shots, a soundtrack your little sister will probably like, and our specialty: Five grown men suffering on a golf course.

In the end, once the the dust settled and the tears dried, Garrett took home the ASGB championship trophy (which makes The Shiva Bowl Trophy look like a pawn shop knick knack) and, more importantly, bragging rights until next August. First, however, they'll all have to survive another holiday season of Dude Perfect x Kay Jeweler commercials, AKA the worst idea in the history of American marketing (Pepsi Blue included).

We sincerely hope someone at Kay lost their job for that.