The Kiss Cam has become a ubiquitous spectacle at sporting events. Most segments involve couples plating a PG-peck on the big screen to the collective sigh of the fans.
However, two particular cases get the crowd going: Senior citizens making out like young lovers, and an awkward couple with stage fright.
This is a video of the latter. Better yet, it involves a golf coach.
Kyle Collins is an assistant coach for the University of Texas at San Antonio. Collins was at the Spurs game on Tuesday night with a date, and found himself on the Kiss Cam.
Things did not go well.
Every man has been denied a kiss at some point in his life. But on a Jumbotron? A fate worse than death.
To his credit, Collins seemed to take the experience in stride:
Although, after reviewing the tape, one wonders: Does she know that you two are together, Kyle?