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Golf fans can't get enough of the videos of Bryson DeChambeau getting clotheslined by a gallery rope

September 19, 2022

On Sunday, around the same time Trey Lance had his ankle snapped like a twig, ruling him out for at least the five months, LIV Golf pro Bryson DeChambeau sustained the grisliest sports injury of the weekend. At Rich Harvest Farms just outside Chicago, DeChambeau collided with a piece of gallery rope, taking the full force of the one-mile-per-hour collision to his right forehead area. DeChambeau issued a cry of agony and crumpled to his right knee in obvious pain. The collective golf world held its breath … in order to stifle their laughter.

Various angles of Bryson’s horrific injury soon spread across the internet like wildfire. As the grainy, JFK assasination-esque footage came into focus, we realized that what we thought was a decapitation was actually just dramatization.

As soon as it became clear that Bryson would pull through and might one day even walk again, golf fans wasted no time doing what they do best: Talk sh*t on Twitter.

We’ll keep you updated on any changes in DeChambeau’s condition and, more importantly, with any funny tweets about it. Stay strong, BD. We’re all pulling for you.