Baseball Is Back
February 12, 2019

Alex Bregman showed up to Spring Training with a farmer's tan most golfers dream about

February, as a sports month, gets a lot of hate. When in reality it has a lot going for it with the Super Bowl, NBA All-Star weekend, huge conference matchups in college basketball, Tiger at Riviera (!) and perhaps the most underrated aspect of all: Spring Training. The mere whiff of baseball returning is always a nice jolt to the system, especially on a day where it's blizzard-ing in the Northeast, perfect timing considering I just stated a few days ago that "man, we have really had a mild winter." I can mush anything.

But even with this surprise snowstorm I have been reinvigorated upon seeing Alex Bregman arrive in West Palm Beach for Houston Astros Spring Training. Why is this, you ask? Because Bregman is rocking a farmer's tan that most golfers dream about. Shield your eyes because Bregman's biceps are BLINDING:

It's, it's so beautiful. Bregman must have either been playing a ton of golf during the off-season or wearing a t-shirt on the beach. We're going to lean golf knowing how big of a fan the Astros infielder is of the game. Here he was at "The Match" back in November with Jimmy Rollins, Reggie Bush and Dexter Fowler:

Judging off his forehead tan, which slightly resembles the greatest forehead tan of all time, he's been playing 36 a day:


And let's not forget the second greatest:


Bregman's is right up there, and it has us dreaming of working on our own some day very soon.

You are using an unsupported version of Internet Explorer. Please upgrade to Internet Explorer 11 or use a different web browser.