A plump duck
Here's how Angel Cabrera celebrated his Masters victory, according to this report from John Hopkins in the Times:
"He declined the lobster macaroni and cheese on offer at the club preferring to eat the Tiger Woods Cheeseburger. Doing his bit for golfers around the world who have no worries about their waistline, Cabrera wolfed down nine of these and washed them down with red wine. Then he returned to his rented house where friends serenaded him first with 'Ole, ole, ole. Pa-to, pato,' a reference to his nickname El Pato, the duck, after his waddling walk."
Yet another debating point for those who argue that golf is not a sport.
-- John Strege