Just kidding. Big Stew was doing what he does best on Sunday - dominating the PGA Tour Champions, picking up his second major of the season at the Regions Tradition. As for Sepp Straka, he was doing his best Stewart Cink impression at the Cadillac Championship, where he tied for fourth:

SHEESH. Now that is a hat tan. Move over, Stew, there is a new Hat Tan king in town. This is what people forget when they suggest some golfers should just "let it go" and embrace the baldness. Easy to say when you never have to worry if you might blind someone after removing your hat.