Sylvester Stallone. Julius Irving. Rickety Cricket from 'Always Sunny.' There were plenty of strong, proud Philadelphia legends who could have narrated the intro to the 2026 PGA Championship, but ESPN went in a very different direction on Thursday. Ladies and gentleman, we give you the dulcet tones of Dom DiSandro.

For the non-ball knowers among us, DiSandro is the chief security officer for the Philadelphia Eagles who became the latest in a long line of Philly sports villains when he got into a mid-game scuffle with 49ers linebacker Dre Greenlaw in 2023. Both were ejected and DiSandro was barred from the sideline for the rest of the regular season. In 2025, he received a $75,000 fine from the NFL for texting from the bench during a game. Whether this was intended as a troll or tribute, we may never know, but if you're a Cowboys fan, you may want to keep your finger near the mute button just in case.