Obvious Clues You've Let the Wrong Guy Into Your Foursome Nine scenes that say it all. He goes to great lengths to use gender confusion as an excuse to hit from the forward tees. His "so-called" hobby is taking crucial-putt selfies. Inexplicably, his 3-wood is also a metal detector. When taking a drop, he uses drone technology. He reads greens with a crack pipe. It's annoying that he's the only one in the group who can write off every round of golf, just because he's a taxidermist. It's not just that he's one of those guys who kisses his putter. It's the uncomfortable amount of dry humping. After a bad shot, he's been known to throw his pants. His ball marker is a 9 mm.