Obvious Clues You've Let the Wrong Guy Into Your Foursome
Text & Illustrations By John Caldwell
He goes to great lengths to use gender confusion as an excuse to hit from the forward tees.
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His "so-called" hobby is taking crucial-putt selfies.
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Inexplicably, his 3-wood is also a metal detector.
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When taking a drop, he uses drone technology.
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He reads greens with a crack pipe.
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It's annoying that he's the only one in the group who can write off every round of golf, just because he's a taxidermist.
It's not just that he's one of those guys who kisses his putter. It's the uncomfortable amount of dry humping.
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After a bad shot, he's been known to throw his pants.
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His ball marker is a 9 mm.