Sports press conferences are generally boring, vanilla, non-event events. But at Oakmont Country Club on Tuesday, the players in the 2016 U.S. Open field presented some gems behind the mic. Here are the best quotes and soundbites from Tuesday's press conferences at Oakmont:
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Fat babies, O.J. Simpson and 70-year-olds Snapchatters: The best of Tuesday's U.S. Open interviews

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Baby Fat
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Big Stick Will Stay In Rory's Bag
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OJ Who?
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Rickie Won't Be Aggressive. Except When He Is
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New Star Can't Escape Spotlight
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Practice? We're Talking About Practice?
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Under Pressure
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Branden Buzzkill
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Apparently Your Grandma Snapchats Rickie Fowler
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Ernie Accuses Oakmont Of Excessive Fertilization
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Rory Sums Up Oakmont In One Word
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This Just In: Golf Is Hard
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Ernie Gives Oakmont Ultimate Compliment
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