By Derek Evers
Were you sick and tired of listening to all of the self-congratulatory rhetoric at this year's Ryder Cup? You know, how great it all was, and despite losing in epic fashion, Davis Love III was still proud of his team? Don't you just wish someone would come along and paraphrase what really happened in Taiwanese (note: this is the English version) and provide an animated re-cap with over-characterized battle scenes of the Europeans as knights in shining armor and the Americans as pizza-eating Uncle Sam's? Well, you're in luck.