At Golf World, our Front 9 Punchline Contest allows our fans' to helps us write our magazine. Every Sunday, we invite readers to contribute a snappy comment for one item in the Front 9 feature each week. GW feeds the straight line on our Golf World Facebook page; readers contribute the punchline, which we publish.
But we've narrowed our list of finalists down to the five most witty entries.
This was the set-up line we supplied this week:"Rory McIlroy bobble heads to be given out at a San Francisco Giants game two days before the U.S. Open."
The winning punchline, supplied by Richie Frymire of Auburn, Ala., appears in this week's Father's Day (June 4) issue:
"Two days in advance seems right, given how long Rory has been spending at tournaments lately."
Other punchline finalists:
"Perhaps that's been Rory's problem: He can't keep his head still."
Robert Hoff, Smyrna, Ga.:
"Apparently the patrons will be the ones needing to keep their head on a swivel when McIlroy tosses more clubs."
M.T. Diehl, Orange City, Iowa:
"The first choice was Kevin Na but the toy just wouldn't start."
Peter Lee, Danville, Calif.:
"When asked how she felt about it, Caroline Wozniacki said, 'That's OK, I'm the only one with the real boy toy.' "
Check back for our next contest on our Golf World Facebook wall on Sunday for your next shot at getting published!