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Quick. What gets readers going like slow play? Nothing.

When Jack Nicklaus recounted during his pre-Memorial Tournament press conference two instances when he'd been penalized for slow play, we could hear a chorus of readers shouting, "See. If it's good enough for Jack, it's good enough for these guys!" Unknown.jpegWith the possible exception of Eldrick Woods, nothing energizes you like the subject of slow play. And as with the Woods, there is a vast divide between the, well, quick and the quicksand. What set a lot of a recent spate of emails was the Morgan Pressel penalization this month, but your feelings went far beyond that. Here's a sampling....

Dear Editor: 
I am sick and tired about hearing and reading all about the "controversial" slow play penalty incurred by Morgan Pressel recently. The players were warned and put on the clock. Unfortunately, Ms. Pressel got a slow time and was assessed a penalty of one hole. The entire transaction was handled exactly as the LPGA rules required. The real controversy that this incident highlights is that the LPGA has the spine to enforce their slow play rules; the PGA Tour does not. 
Terry Smail,  Seattle

All the talk about slow play and no one is really doing anything about it. The USGA should change the rules about devices used to measure the distance to the pin or the greens. It makes no sense to complain about slow play and place distance markers and allow them to use them when a GPS device can save a couple of minutes per hole. Also amend the rules for lost balls. Give a player any amount of time he/she needs to find one or one minute when another group comes up to the tee box. 
Jesse Plummer

Five-and-a-half-hour rounds of tournament golf is an old problem that has survived many half-hearted solutions. To correct the problem will require a significant change in the way the game is now played, and any proposed change, large or small, will produce much criticism. Here is a way to solve the problem. When all players reach the green, allow one minute--maybe a minute and a half--for all to read their putts. Then, begin the putting allowing thirty seconds for each player to make his first stroke and continuously putt until he/she has holed-out. Playing time would be reduced by an hour or more. I can the screams already. 
Bob Buchanan

Kudos to the LPGA for enforcing their rules. I am a huge fan of Morgan's and sad to see the outcome. However, a note for the PGA tour. (No one has had the guts to publish this suggestion, perhaps you will). On the first tee the first group is told "You will finish in 4 hours or less or all of you will be DQ'd." Each subsequent group is told, "You will be standing in the 18th fairway ready to hit your final approach shot when the previous group holes out or all of you will be disqualified." If the PGA Tour would have the guts to do that, amateurs and professionals would not only play faster, they would play better. 
Fred Brattain, Corona CA

We like the spirit of that last letter. Penalties must hurt, and the penalties that Nicklaus and Pressel suffered did. Warnings mean nothing.

--Bob Carney

Punchlines on the Rory McIlroy bobble head that doesn't look like Rory McIlroy

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At Golf World, our Front 9 Punchline Contest allows our fans' to helps us write our magazine. Every Sunday, we invite readers to contribute a snappy comment for one item in the Front 9 feature each week. GW feeds the straight line on our Golf World Facebook page; readers contribute the punchline, which we publish.

Related: Join the conversations on our magazine's Facebook page

But we've narrowed our list of finalists down to the five most witty entries.

This was the set-up line we supplied this week:

"Rory McIlroy bobble heads to be given out at a San Francisco Giants game two days before the U.S. Open."

The winning punchline, supplied by Richie Frymire of Auburn, Ala., appears in this week's Father's Day (June 4) issue:

"Two days in advance seems right, given how long Rory has been spending at tournaments lately."

Other punchline finalists:

Ellen Cannon:

"Perhaps that's been Rory's problem: He can't keep his head still."

Robert Hoff, Smyrna, Ga.:

"Apparently the patrons will be the ones needing to keep their head on a swivel when McIlroy tosses more clubs."

M.T. Diehl, Orange City, Iowa:

"The first choice was Kevin Na but the toy just wouldn't start."

Peter Lee, Danville, Calif.:

"When asked how she felt about it, Caroline Wozniacki said, 'That's OK, I'm the only one with the real boy toy.' "

Check back for our next contest on our Golf World Facebook wall on Sunday for your next shot at getting published!

Be witty to win a spot in our magazine and a sleeve of golf balls

Our increasingly-popular contest, allowing you to help us write Golf World's weekly "Front 9" magazine feature, is back. Your name could appear in the game's No. 1 newsweekly. (And, you'll win a sleeve of golf balls printed with the Golf World logo!)

Inspired by The New Yorker's cartoon-caption writing contest, Golf World is featuring the "Front 9 Punchline Contest" in every issue. Here's how it works: Every Sunday morning, Golf World's editors will post a Front 9 setup line to our magazine's Facebook page. We'll give you until 3 p.m. on Monday to enter your best punchline to that setup.

Related: Golf World's Facebook page: Perfect for any golf fan

(An example from our last Front 9: Poker-faced Jason Dufner wins for the second time in a month at the HP Byron Nelson Championship.)

Punchline: The man brings low-key to new depths.)

Golf World editors will then select the winning entry, which will appear (along with the writer's name and hometown) in that week's issue of Golf World.

Plus, even if you don't have the best one, your creativity won't go unnoticed. We'll give you a shout out on our new #Reaction blog. With the increased popularity of the contest, we've been getting too many quality responses to not acknowledge some of the best.

These guys were good: The finalists from last week

Our last winner was Mark Harman of Ridgefield, S.C., whose winning entry appeared in the May 28 issue of the magazine:

The set-up line: Using borrowed clubs, Brandt Snedeker beats Thomas Bjorn in the first round of the Volvo Match Play."

The winning punchline: "His next opponent went to the airport to make sure his real clubs arrived safely at the course."

Check our Facebook page on Sunday for your chance to appear in our next issue!

--Golf World editors

Pressel slow play ruling was nonsense says this reader.

Slow play is the topic of the day, with NBC/Golf Channel commentator Dottie Pepper being the latest to jump in. We've received lots of comment on it, including a number of letters on the Morgan Pressel ruling at the LPGA's Sybase Match Play Championship. We found this one interesting. Read till the end or you may miss his POV.

Thumbnail image for 120520_pressle_slow_play_460.jpgDear Editor: 
Penalties in golf are a means to an end; penalizing a player for getting an advantage in golf. When one hits a ball out of bounds, the penalty is to hit the next shot from where the previous shot was struck, with a penalty stroke added to the score. Almost all rules and penalties are designed to create a level playing field for players and an equitable adjustment if such equity is violated. 
The rule for slow play is an example of a means to an end; to speed up play to ensure everyone can play at the same pace throughout the day. Clearly the rule is applicable when there are 144 people on the course in a tournament. It is also applicable when the PGA Tour, for example, sends out half the participants in the morning and the other half in the afternoon. Pace of play is essential to ensure equity and finishing the round in a single day. 
The application of a penalty to Morgan Pressel is total B.S.! There was nobody else on the golf course and that twosome wasn't holding anybody up. Since the purpose of the rule is to speed up play so those behind, or still on the course, aren't inordinately slowed down, assessing penalties for slowing down no one is unacceptable! 
Those who live their lives where the rules are to be mindlessly obeyed instead of used as tools to maintain equity in everyday situations, are "rule Nazis." Over time, some may accept this totalitarian bent, but for many of us, this type of mindless adherence to the rules makes life intolerable. Golf was never meant to be intolerable; hit the ball, go find it and hit it again. Do it quickly if someone is behind you but don't worry about it if you're the last one on the course; enjoy the setting sun.
Bill Haskett
There has also been a pretty informed discussion of the ruling and the subject of slow play on our sister site, GolfWrx.com over the past few days. Here's one representative post:

I have no issue with the rule or the ruling - these are exactly the types of situations which will bring light to the issue of slow play...they were warned, put on the clock and failed to play within the rules...I don't see where "common sense" comes into play...if I get caught speeding on the way to my wedding or on the way to a job interview, don't think the cop cares much either way...
Topekareal
Bill, you're very persuasive, but we're going to side with Topekareal. If penalties exist to keep the playing field fair, then all players should have to adhere to a reasonable pace of play, whether they're being pushed or not, whether they're playing the course by themselves or not. I happen to think there's a greater good here--keeping the game sane, attractive and, for wont of a better word, athletic. I don't believe players should have limitless amounts of time to fiddle, figure and futz before they hit. There comes a time to fire. Too many professionals and college players are turning the game into a series of meetings punctuated by an overly-wrought shot (preceded by 2 to 10 similarly overly-wrought practice swings). Did the LPGA get the Pressel penalty exactly right? I'm not sure, but I am sure there has to be many more slow play penalties before the game gets back on track.
--Bob Carney

This week's top entries for our Punchline Writing Contest

Our Front 9 Punchline Contest allows our fans to help us write each issue of Golf World. Every Sunday, we invite readers to contribute a snappy comment for one item in the Front 9 feature. Golf World editors feed the straight line on our Golf World Facebook page; readers contribute the punchline, which we publish (along with your name and hometown). We send the winner a sleeve of Golf World-logoed balls, too!

Related: Check out our magazine on Facebook

It's always a tough decision, but we've narrowed our list of finalists down to the five most witty entries for this week!

This was the set-up line we supplied this week:

"Using borrowed clubs, Brandt Snedeker beats Thomas Bjorn in the first round of the Volvo Match Play."

The winning punchline, supplied by Mark Harman of Ridgefield, S.C., appears in this week's (May 28) issue:

"His next opponent went to the airport to make sure his real clubs arrived safely at the course."

Other punchline finalists:

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He Said, She Said: Do women play slower than men?

In a weekly series called "He Said, She Said," Golf Digest Associate Editor Ashley Mayo will address your views on gender-related issues in golf. The former collegiate golfer is 26. She somehow maintains a 6 handicap despite living in Manhattan.

Slow play discussions are hot right now, but the topic has been on my mind for a while -- even before Morgan Pressel and Kevin Na made their way into the headlines. Since playing slowly is a stereotype blanketed over all female golfers, I’m fully aware that men think they’re in for a five-plus hour round as I walk toward the first tee.

So I couldn't wait to rummage through the more than 100 responses Golf Digest got when it asked the following question on Facebook and Twitter:

Guys, would you call yourself a fast player, a slow player, or somewhere in between? Ladies, what would you call yourselves?

120522_pace_290.jpgThe results: 85 percent of men consider themselves fast, 1.5 percent think they’re slow and 13.5 say they’re in between. Conversely, just 45 percent of women think they’re fast, 27 percent admit they’re slow and 28 percent say they’re in between.

Can it be true? Are women really slower than men? No way. (I’m basing my assertion purely upon my own experiences, of course.) I’ve noticed that while men tend to blame others when their group starts lagging behind, women tend to blame themselves. Even though I don’t consider myself a slow player (my pre-shot routine doesn’t even include a practice swing), I always think it’s my fault when my foursome starts holding up the group behind us. So I’d bet that these women who think they’re slow likely play as fast as the men who “know” they’re fast.

Another observation: not a single woman who responded to Golf Digest say they should slow down, but several guys, like Yannick Bÿlow, told Golf Digest that they play “much too fast.”

And there’s this:


Tony, that’s less than seven minutes a hole. And there are two of you. Tone it down.

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Tweeters react to Pressel's slow-play penalty

Azahara Munoz's first LPGA Tour win was marred by a slow-play penalty.

120520_pressle_slow_play_460.jpgThe Sybase Match Play Championship would've been Pressel's first win since 2008. (Photograph by Getty Images)

Munoz and Morgan Pressel played noticeably slow during their semifinal match at Hamilton Farm Golf Club, although Munoz was admittedly slower. They were warned about slow play on the ninth hole and put on the clock after the 11th. And that's when things got really interesting.

Pressel won the 12th hole with a par to take seemingly a 3-up lead, but before she teed off on No. 13, tour official Doug Brecht told her that she had taken two minutes and nine seconds to play her three shots on the par-3 12th, 29 seconds over the 30-second limit per shot. Her loss-of-hole penalty knocked her 3-up lead down to 1-up.

The incident, and the events that followed, created a stir not only at Hamilton Farm, but also on Twitter.



Was the assessment of this penalty necessary? Some viewers used Twitter to express their feelings.




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Thanks, Hank. Your slice cure worked perfectly!!

Golf Digest's fan letters inevitably celebrate tips that work. Lately, those letters have concerned two articles. The first, by Ron Kaspriske that advocated looking away from the ball during the swing, has won lots of fans among the previously ball-bound. Based on the teaching of Bobby Clampett, Kaspriske's tip helps players move the bottom of their swings forward--more like the pros'--adding both power and accuracy. The piece was more convincing because Kaspriske practiced the lesson himself and lowered his scores on average about 10 shots!

The latest tip to win this kind of acclaim is Hank Haney's slice-cure tip, which involved a simple drill to draw a backward loop: inar06_hank_haney.jpg
Make a slow circle with your hands, swinging the club toward the target, continuing above your head and then down and over the ball (above). Focus only on the loop. As you swing the club will naturally drop onto a shall
ower plane as it approaches the ball, and your hands will start to release, or roll over. 

 For Andrew Turner of Tulsa, Oklahoma,  it was the tip of a lifetime:

Unbelievable. I'm a 13 handicap who has been a long driver (240-250) but always had to play a fade/slice. I tried Hank Haney's slice fix today on the course, using it as my pre-drive routine on the tee box. Results? AMAZING! Only 1 fade ball,only 1 hook. Hit two drives 300+, even paring the 425 yard 18th at Tulsa's Stone Creek course hitting driver then sand wedge to the green! With one simple change Hank Haney has changed my golf life!
Let us know the tip that's helped you turn your game around. We want to tell the world about it. 

 --Bob Carney

Golf Digest's youth movement: You're never too young!!!!

Who says the game of golf isn't growing? Who says our kids have abandoned the sport we love for text messages and video games?  Who says we've lost Generation AAA? This evidence from readers suggests otherwise.


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Reader Nic Pakler's newborn son Cameron is only two weeks old, but seems to have already settled on an interlocking grip over an overlap or 10-finger. Nic thinks it's the  "Jack/Tiger effect"  and points out that Cameron "tends to sleep with his hands like this.  I'm pretty curious when he'll start to incorporate a waggle and maybe the Jack head-cock?" Steady there, Nic, wait until he's at least a month.


Las Vegas reader Travis Fender's daughter, on the other hand, is a veteran at 17 months. She already reads Golf Digest--mostly for the photography, she says--enjoys all departments but is especially taken with the Hungover Caddy. (Just kidding).

 
Child reader.jpgThanks to you both for these great photos. To all our other readers and GolfDigest.com visitors, send us your photos, too, and we'll feature the best.
 
It's the Golf Digest youth movement!

-- Bob Carney

Punchlines: Cabrera puts three in the water at Sawgrass' 17th

At Golf World, we continue to be blown away by the creativity of our reader submissions in our Front 9 Punchline Contest. Every Sunday, we invite readers to contribute a snappy comment for one item in the Front 9 feature each week. GW feeds a set-up line on our Golf World Facebook page; readers contribute the punchline, which we publish. 

Related: Check out our magazine on Facebook

It's always a debate as to which creative entry we'll choose. But we've narrowed our list of finalists down to the five most witty entries from this week!

This was the set-up line we supplied:

"Angel Cabrera hits three balls into the water on Sawgrass' 17th hole Thursday (he made a 9), then withdraws from The Players."

The winning punchline, supplied by Richard Alan Shirley, Anderson, S.C.., appears in this week's (May 21) issue:

"I miss, I miss, I miss. I leave!"

Other punchline finalists:

Mat Parker:

"Argentinians do have a track record of failing to hold islands."

Brent Lee, Tsawwassen, BC, Canada:

"Sergio may be known as El Nino, but we now have an El Nine-o."

M.T. Diehl, Orange City, Iowa:

"Overheard later, 'I drowned so many balls, I felt an immediate urge to drown my sorrows.' "

Wally Lukowski, South Lyon, Mich.

"Then he spent the rest of his weekend fishing with the proper equipment."

Check back for our next contest on our Golf World Facebook wall on Sunday for your next shot at getting published!

--Stephen Hennessey

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