Clint Eastwood joins the board of directors of Back9 Network, a new golf channel.Of the many punchline contributions to complete the item, here are our favorites, including the South Carolina winner whose line will be published in the issue: Winner:
Mark Harman, Ridgeland, SC:
Someone is sure to be "unforgiven" if this doesn't turn into a "million dollar baby."Other finalists:
Jeffrey Williams, Indianapolis, IN:
New Back9 Network “feels lucky” to have Clint Eastwood on the Board.Greg Schultz, Winchester, NH:
You gonna hit that 9-iron or just whistle Dixie?Joseph Zoladz, Wilmington, DE:
It’s the Back Nine, America. Don’t Punk Out, Make My Day!Chris Hamman, Wichita, KS:
Rumor has it that other board members include Harry Callahan, Bronco Billy, Josey Wales and an orangutan named Clyde.
Thanks to everyone who played, and good job to these finalists. As for those who might be tempted to complain because you didn't make the finalists list:
"If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster."
Bob Carney
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