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Stupid rulings are no laughing matter, says Golf World reader

When Andrea Kraus, a 50-year-old first time competitor in the USGA Senior Women's Open this month was disqualified because her caddy used a piece of yarn attached to a divot tool to gauge the wind (in violation of Rule 14-3b), it drove many golfers up the wall, and generated several windy letters from you. Here is a particularly passionate and persuasive one, taking off from the fact that Golf World humorously included the ruling in its Front Nine column. 

It was with considerable dismay that I saw that you used the decision to disqualify a contestant in the USGA Senior Womens' Amateur championship, who's caddy had a 1 1/2 inch piece of yarn tied to a divot repair tool as it could "give her an unfair advantage" over the field, as an item for your joke column where you list 9 cute epithets.  

You had an opportunity to address some of the ridiculous, draconian regulations the USGA manages to perseverate on.  You had an opportunity to ask why someone would do something this hurtful to a prominent woman amateur at a time when womens' golf is on life support, participation in events is way down and its very survival is questionable. You might have asked how, in anyone's imagination, could this tool have helped her and then asked why is such punitive, hateful behavior meted on contestants by an organization which seems to have outlived its usefulness.  You could question how millions of golfers have been disenfranchised by the "grooves" issue, which after two years has made no difference in outcomes, but caused the purchase of millions of unnecessary new clubs in an economy which has been responsible for a huge decrement in participation in golf.  You might have asked why the USGA continues to fuel the controversy of the long putter, which is a staple for so many players.  Can you imagine what would occur if they proscribed their use? Instead you chose to make a mockery of the event, not thinking about how dispiriting this useless, utterly mindless, decision was.   
Michael Auerbach

Well said, Mr. Auerbach. The ruling made no sense to us, either. In mentioning the grooves rule and the long putter, however, you demonstrate why "cleaning up" the rules is so difficult. You want to eliminate the this goofy rule, but think banning long putters (which some think is an actual violation of the spirit of the game) is idiotic. I dare say you would get loads of agreement on point one, a serious debate on point 2. Nonetheless, your basic argument is correct: A game with rules this difficult to decipher is doing itself no good with people who are thinking of taking up the sport. I'm tempted to say that most novices don't give a hoot about the rules, but the fact is some would-be golfers are indeed intimidated by both the rules and the etiquette of our sport. And that's no yarn.

For more back and forth on the issue, check out the comments following Geoff Shackelford's post on the incident earlier this month. 

Bob Carney


More readers weigh in on the sorry state of golf cinema.

Golf World's recent Arts Issue covered the generally lame state of golf movie-making, pointing out that most of the successful and palatable movies were comedies ("Happy Gilmore," "Tin Cup," "Caddyshack"). Our reader mail made a couple of points. First, we missed one comedy: "Dead Solid Perfect" by our own Dan Jenkins. Second, we missed a decent drama.... "Showtime" by Mike Cullity described the movie industry's lack of enthusiasm for golf movies. He is correct in that some were good, some were fair and most were lousy. However, he did fail to include the one golf movie that deserves mention. "A Gentleman's Game," starring Gary Sinese as an ex pro and how he found his way back to the game by helping a young man appreciate not only the game but the difference between right and wrong, and most importantly the integrity of the game. It also shows us that you do not have to join the elite and upscale country clubs to derive the satisfaction and challenge of golf.
Daniel Greene, Springfield, MA
....and, third, that we overestimated the worth of the whole bunch of them: Hollywood has never made a great golf movie -- sorry "Caddyshack" fans. In an elusive and solitary game, the best movie will always be the one inside a golfer's head, recalling an improbable shot from the last round that keeps one coming back for more.
Jeff Vittal, Highlands Ranch, CO<
/strong> Very poetic, Jeff. But that's no excuse for screenwriters and directors not being able to translate that "mental game" to the big screen. Personally, I liked "The Greatest Game Ever Played," historically accurate or not. And so did my then 12-year-old son, whose golf-movie preferences were, up till then, limited to Happy Gilmore.
Bob Carney

Slow play solved

A recent report in Golf World on the American Junior Golf Association's efforts to curtail slow play has generated a number of comments, some with their own ideas for speeding up play. Like this one. 

I read with interest (as I do your entire magazine) the article on increasing the speed of play in the junior ranks. One time several years ago I belonged to a club in the Washington DC area. Everyone wanted to play in the mornings on the weekend and they had a simple rule. If you could not play a round in four hours on this private course or you got more then 10 minutes behind the foursome in front of you, you were sent a warning letter. If you again could not keep pace you were given a second letter that said you then could only play in the afternoons with the kids and their parents. I don't think that many people ever got the second letter. It worked and still does today.
Lou Gerig, Indianapolis, IN

Lou, your club's approach is sound. I know, because we did the same thing and it sped our rounds up, too. We found that some players who received letters played faster; other chose not to play on weekend mornings. The point is, someone--usually the golf chairman--has to be willing to be the bad guy. Our members hated getting these letters. But they worked.
Bob Carney

Readers on pace of play: We blame the pros!

Golf World's "Pickin' up the pace" report in the last issue, on how the American Junior Golf Association (AJGA) has improved the pace of play in its tournaments, generated a lot of mail. (Nothing seems to get our readers more worked up than slow play, with the possible exception of Eldrick Woods.) Most readers, these two included, think they know exactly where the blame for the problem lies: with the tour pros. 

Great news from the AJGA. However, the problem has its roots in the professional men’s tours. The LPGA is the only tour currently enforcing slow play penalties. However, the solution (because most amateurs imitate what they see on TV with the PGA and European tours) is brutal and simple and would work wonders for the game. At the start of each tournament, the first group off the tee is told, “You will finish your round in 4 hours or less
or all of you will be disqualified.” Each subsequent group is told to be within one shot of the group ahead or suffer the same penalty. This is the cure for slow play. 

In addition, public and private courses must empower their marshals/playing assistants to enforce pace of play rules by either making a group move ahead a hole when they fall behind, or making them let the faster groups through. Complaints about being “rushed” after two warnings to pick up the pace should be ignored by the management. We have too many people with the attitude “I paid my money and I will take my time.” Everyone at every level plays better when they play more quickly. No round of golf at any level should take more than 4 hours. 
Fred Brattain, Corona, C

Let’s get to the real problem with slow play. It’s the pros we see on TV. They are slow to the point of turning viewers away from watching. A typical pro playing in a twosome will never think about his (her) fairway shot until their playing competitor‘s ball hits the ground. Then and only then will that pro start thinking about his shot, shape of the green of layup shot, tossing grass into the air, discussing details with the caddie and then pulling a club only to change it, and then finally hitting the ball. This adds 30 seconds to 1 minute to each hole, each pro. Now let’s get to the green. Each pro paces, and paces, and paces, back and forth, up and down, looking from all angles. (Why is he not doing this while the other pro is doing the same thing? Why is he not ready to putt when the other guy finishes?) Now he’s ready to putt. Wait, I just saw something different, let’s start the whole routine over again. Now you’re adding another 30 to 60 seconds per hole. 

The pros are the slowest golfers in the world. And guess who emulates them? Joe Hacker. If the pros weren’t so damn slow there would never be a problem with slow play anywhere. You want to “Pick up the Pace” -- speed up the pros. Saturday and Sunday rounds of pros in twosomes should take no more then 3 1/4 hours. They now take well over 4 1/2. That’s tooooo slow.  
Donald J. Logan, Berwyn, PA 

Gentlemen, you are tough. But I'm afraid you're right. A club near us solved the nagging slow-play problem when a golf chairman, in his final year, was willing to be unpopular and identify the players who were slowing things down. Unpleasant? At times, but the rounds got faster and the players who recognized that they preferred a slower pace, stopped playing in the morning when that preference slowed down an entire weekend field.

Bob Carney 

Those $#%@^&& commercials!

You can't get any more exciting than the finishes we witnessed yesterday in the Solheim Cup and then Tour Championship. Amazing, improbable outcomes, wonderful drama. And if you stayed with both finishes, you had probably memorized some of the commercials that ran over and over again. It's wearing some of you out. People tune in to watch golf not commercials. Three shots of players, go to commercial. Maybe the network should stop paying 6 or7 figures to these announcers, they are not worth the price. They should follow the Masters in limiting commercials and show golf. That's why we tune in.
Earl Stevenson, San Antonio, TX
It's interesting that the better the golf, the more exciting the competition, the less we notice the commercials. (You'd think it would be the opposite). It's almost as though you need a break from the tension and the ads provide that. But we get your angst, Mr. Stevenson.
Bob Carney

Hey, Golf World, you missed a good golf movie

Golf World's Arts Issue, out this week, has already drawn comment about its coverage of golf fiction and movies, including this letter reminding the editors of a movie that they might have missed in compiling their "Showtime" story. It's one we've not seen or heard of. 

Interesting article. However, you missed an excellent golf film. "A Gentleman's Game," based on the Tom Coyne ("Paper Tiger" and "A Course Called Ireland") novel of the same name, is a wonderful coming of age story, set around the development of a young golfer. The golfer in question, Timmy Price, is played by Mason Gamble. I don't understand how your magazine could feature Gamble for his upcoming role in "Golf in the Kingdom," list one of his past roles, and miss his prior golf film. The film also stars Brian Doyle-Murray (the caddiemaster in "Caddyshack") as a surly caddie and Gary Sinise as a former U.S. Amateur champion. 

More than a golf movie, the film explores themes of race relations in country clubs, as well as class relations, as viewed through the innocent eyes of its young protaginist, who himself faces the challenge of being employed by the club his parents are members of. Tom Coyne's writing, as usual, does not disappoint. Mason Gamble is believable and Gary Sinise is excellent, while being backed by an wonderful supporting cast of familiar faces. It's a shame this fine film couldn't grace your pages.
Bryan Johnson

P.S. I know the acting is rough, but how on earth do you omit "Follow the Sun"? 

"A Gentleman's Game" gets an average user rating of 6.3 on IMDb, with some very enthusiastic supporters. "An artfully, subtly portrayed coming of age movie," says one.  Worth a look. "Follow the Sun" on the other hand will strike most of you as dated and, as Mr. Johnson indicates, clumsily acted.
Bob Carney

One amateur can't relate to new Strokes Gained--Putting stat

A New York reader, writing about the tour's clever new Strokes Gained -- Putting statistic (which awards or deducts points from a player in comparison to the field's average number of putts on holes) makes a good point about the "stickiness" of certain stats. 

SGP is a great, highly indicative statistic for the PGA Tour. However, what's an amateur to use? For everyday players Total Length of Putts Holed (TLPH) is a much more accessible statistic, as long as a player does not slow down to pull out a tape measure. I take pride in comparing my TLPH with tour averages. I hope the tour does not drop TLPH from its stat package.
Michael Breitman, Glen Head, NY

I love the new stat, but you're right about it having little connectedness to the weekend player. The beauty of golf is that we can compare our stats to the pros, and sometimes, in limited circumstances, do as well as they do. Let me suggest, if you're interested in tracking your game that way, that you check out our Make Me Better game-improvement site, where for free you can track your stats (and generate both long- and short-game handicaps) as well as find videos and other instruction to help with your weaknesses. You'll be gaining strokes on the field if you do.
Bob Carney

Club pro empathizes with "stressed-out" supers

Architecture Editor Ron Whitten's Bunker piece in Golf World this month about the toll excessive heat and humidity are taking on big-name courses such as Oakmont, Winged Foot and Medinah -- and superintendents everywhere -- drew a thoughtful letter from and Indiana golf pro. 

I read with great interest Ron Whitten's article "Stressed Out." Ron did a very nice job of explaining a really difficult situation. As a PGA professional, I feel sorry for the superintendents and the pressure that they are under to have turf "firm and fast." We have educated golfers to think "tournament brown" is how every golf course should be. If you watch PGA Tour events on TV, you will always notice that if there has not been any rain by Sunday, the golf courses will have brown and purple areas of turf that have been stressed out by maintenance practices. The lack of watering and short mower cuttings is all fun and games until extreme weather conditions start destroying turf. A number of wonderful facilities in Indiana lost enough turf last year that they were temporarily closed. 

The PGA, USGA, and greens committees need to take a step back and educate golfers that turf health is the No. 1 priority. Most facilities in this economy do not have the budgets needed to do all of the hand-watering that is needed to maintain "firm and fast." I played in the PGA Championship in 1994 at Southern Hills. I had a late afternoon tee time for the first round. I remember walking on the first green and some of the turf peeling off the ground and sticking to my shoes. I believe Southern Hills closed after this event and had to redo their greens. Grass is supposed to be green!
Todd M. Smith PGA Golf Professional Rock Hollow Golf Club Peru, IN


We had a chance to play Medinah recently. The young turf, ravaged by two summers of heat, rain and humidity, was really suffering. There was no chance of making it firm and fast. It just needed a chance to grow, free from brutal humidity and the high-traffic play. Here's hoping Chicago gets a break from this kind of weather this fall and spring.
Bob Carney

Why he loves "Big Break"

A recent Golf World article on Golf Channel's "Big Break" brought a number of letters, none better at explaining the show's popularity than this one. 

"Big Break" is a bit hit for dreamers like me. I live in the northeast where daylight is dwindling fast; where winter is bearing down; and where courses will soon pull the flags. So, I sit back and watch "reality golf" on beautiful courses, root for different personalities week-to-week that may, or may not, succeed at the next level, and take comfort in the fact that there is a unique golf series that I can relate to as the seasons change. Big Break fills a definite void in my golf life!
Dan McCarron, Wakefield, MA

Thanks, Dan. Being a fan of Ireland, I've spent more time with this year's "Big Break Ireland" than any other, but am convinced that the winner this time will be no human but rather that weather you suggest is bearing down on you. It's already reached the K Club in Kildare, where contestants are regularly blown off their feet and oscillating golf balls elude them. (Sorry and so long, Joe Campbell). It's fun to watch and reminds me of a group trip we made to the isle's southwest corner five years ago. It rained every day. Never had more fun.

BTW, for the inside story of this year's Break, check out Julien Trudeau's journal on our site.  

Bob Carney

Mr. Style gets a dressing down.

Not infrequently, readers take exception to some of the  Fashion Editor Marty Hackel's selection pricey apparel and accessories on his Mr. Style page. Mostly it's from people who acknowledge that they can't afford these things and would rather not be reminded of that. This complaint is slightly different. 

I see the articles on clothing by Mr. Style and have to wonder who in the H your target audience is for the Golf Digest magazine. For example, the clothes and accessories cost in the September issue titled "Double Duty" for a casual player is an astounding $1,703. The stigma of golf is that it is only for the well to do. The suggestion in these articles that people can blithely spend this kind of money on clothes just to play golf is irresponsible. Take a look at most golf courses, even private clubs. What is the percentage of golfers that blow that kind of cash? I suggest it is less than 5% of the golfing population. Maybe the quality is a little lower, but a golfer could look just as good by shopping at Steinmart or T.J. Maxx and the cost would be a fraction of $1,703. Please get real. BTW, I belong to a private club and have a net worth of several million. I didn't get it by frittering my money away as you suggest.
Ernie Smith, Huntsville, TX

Thanks, Ernie, for keeping us real. Personally we're a great fan of T.J. Maxx, too, for the basic khaki and collared-shirt look. But it's also nice to see what the trends are, and Mr. Style tries to keep us up on that--while usually offering alternatives economically. His story on thin watches is an example--prices in it ranged from $11,000 to $200. Still, your point is well taken.

Bob Carney

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