Golf World is about to publish it's http://www.golfdigest.com/golfworld/columnists/2009/11/golf_newsmakers_title issue. Look for it this week, it's terrific. To honor that important issue, I offer the first annual Lettermakers of the Year series of posts, beginning with our Top 3 letter-making subjects of the year:
1. Stevie's Bib
2. Golf Etiquette
3. Tiger's Golf Etiquette
We will handle other Lettermakers in subsequent blogs, but by way of the Top Three, here are the latest letters to both Golf World and Golf Digest on these subjects and they are fine ones:
Dear Editor,
With the anticipated upcoming rule change in 2010 regarding golf club grooves, perhaps the PGA Tour can consider amending its rule regarding a caddy removing his bib prior to the player leaving the green area of last hole played. It's been rumored that the PGA Tour does not want to cross the games' biggest player. But by a caddie removing his bib prior to leaving the green, he comes across like he/she is above the game and its followers. And that's not right.
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Jim Long,
Golf World Subscriber
Dover, NJÂ
Dear Editor,
Why is Golf Digest advocating rules that encourage boorish behavior? Your November 2009 issue does this with Jerry Tarde's "Golf's 5 Sacred Rules" and Michael Jordan's "10 Rules for Maximum Competitiveness." According to Tarde, the "no-swearing rule" is not included because it is less important than "do not change your shoes in the parking lot" and "do not wear blue jeans." Personally, I could care less where someone changes their shoes. And blue jeans--especially the expensive kind--certainly are more attractive than some of the attire I've seen on the course. Tarde says, "One high-ranking golf official tells me that profanity is the genius of English elocution, so multifarious is a certain word that it brings unrestrained joy to the act of playing golf." Unrestrained joy? I suppose your enjoyment can't be tied to the experience of being outside, the game's challenge and the company of friends. Maybe that official should be fired. Do you really enjoy listening to some guy spewing f-bombs every time he hits a bad shot? Among other things, swearing indicates that you: 1. Have unrealistic expectations. 2. Cannot control your anger. 3. Have such a limited vocabulary that you cannot express disgust in any other way. Like, try humor. 4. Do not have respect for your fellow golfers, the game - or yourself.
Jerry, how can you call your rules "sacred"? Top this off with Michael Jordan's rule No. 8, where he says "I love trash-talking, and there's an art to turning it into a competitive edge." A friendly needle is one thing, but he uses it to gain an advantage. Michael, can't you get by on your ability? Maybe you're just a jerk. I suppose all the pros will start trash-talking during tournaments. As Tiger gets ready to tee off, I can hear Phil say, "Now don't push it to the right." Golf is professed to be different from other games. Why should the decorum in an informal match be any different than in a professional one, particularly if the one on the receiving end doesn't like it?
Theodore Tramp
North St. Paul, MN
Dear Editor,
As a wife of a PGA member and more importantly a mother of a 16 year old son who is an avid junior golfer, I am absolutely disgusted and appalled with Tiger's recent temper tantrum in the JBWere Australian Masters in Melbourne. How do you expect us to teach our young players that it is unacceptable to behave like he did pounding and throwing a club because of a poor shot. If my son were to do this in his junior tour events or high school matches he would be disqualified and all Tiger may receive is a fine (which is meaningless) and a "slap on the hand". He knows that he is a mentor to many young golfers and should have better control of his temper. He should have been immediately disqualified and not receive his appearance fee. At least there would be consequences for his actions.
Janet Soli
San Carlos,
Thanks for all of these letters, each summarizing one of the year's big letter-provoking issues. I especially like reader Trampe's letter, the first part of which should be must-reading for new golfers. I'm not sold on your trash-talking stance, however. I saw Michael and Anthony Kim go at it in the Golf Digest U.S. Open Challenge practice round at Bethpage this spring and Kim laid a choking suggestion on Jordan on the final hole, before the big money shot, and Michael immediately chunked a wedge approach. There was not a whimper on his part, though. Part of the game.
I view trash talking as training. If your close friends do it, they're trying to toughen you up the way Earl Woods did Tiger, for example, and when they've gotten to you and laugh when you react, you know, deep down, you've done it to yourself. I also offer a slight adjustment on the swearing issue. There are golfers, male and female, who, despite having robust vocabularies, rely on the George Carlin's list. And they do it hilariously. I think exception should be made for these Hall of Fame self-effacers, assuming they use their powers sparingly. Reader Soli, I'm with you on Tiger. And I wouldn't be surprised if he's with you, too. If they gave Mulligans on tour, I expect he'd take one at Melbourne.
Nevertheless, the moral to the first three Lettermakers of the Year is: We golfers are not created equal and neither are our caddies. The PGA Tour will not pick a fight with Stevie over the caddy bib. Tiger, despite the fines, won't get any lectures from Tim Finchem, much less a disqualification. And some guys can do almost anything and make it look classy while others will look sleazy reading the Bible. Many are called, but few are chosen, even in golf.
It would be a serious faux pas on my part, however, if I didn't wish you all a safe and happy Thanksgiving.
--Bob Carney