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Eavesdropping: Phil Mickelson And Bones

If you've watched enough golf over the years, you've surely noticed the prolonged discussions caught on microphone between Phil Mickelson and his longtime caddie Jim "Bones" Mackay. But what about all the conversations NOT caught on TV? We were fortunate enough to overhear a few* and the results may surprise you.
(*Not really. We made all these up.)

February 20, 2012
Phil Mickelson Jim Mackay
Phil: "Shoot."
Bones: "Shake it off. We'll get it right back on this hole."
Phil: "No, it's not that. I forgot to DVR 'The Bachelor' for Amy. I'm such an idiot!"
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