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A little help from our friends

Trolling through the fine insights from our web world, we offer the following for your perusal:

From our friend, Chuck, who pretty much thinks we're idiots. Really makes you feel proud of your work.

"Yes, you guys are right about these kinds of rules seeming to be incomprehensible to the average golfer. And yes, you guys are right to worry about the confusing effects of this kind of 'bifrucation' of the rules, in grandfathering older model clubs for 10 years or so. And yes, you guys continue to miss the boat on coming to the realization that better regulation of golf balls would probably avoid both of the aforementioned problems.

"Fix the problems with the golf ball regulations.  Period."

GOUGE responds: Chuck. You are the ultimate one-note song. Changing the ball regulations is a pursuit only justified if you think it important that we keep certain major championship courses relevant. I don't care how far the ball goes. And I'm never going to care until I hit 400-yard drives. At the PGA Championship, there are nine players under par at the shortest major championship course of the year. What do we do? Roll the ball back 10 percent, 15 percent? What does that accomplish other than letting us go to Merion and a bunch of other courses that time has passed by. They don't run the Indianapolis 500 on bricks. They shouldn't play major championships on venues that don't demand the ultimate skills from the competitors. But I'm bored by this argument. Roll the ball back. See if it makes you pedantic luddites feel better. I know it won't make a dang bit of difference to anything that happens in the game at the elite level, but you'll feel better and superior. Great. Let's see if we can get everybody to hit it no farther than 285, what does that accomplish? Reduces the game to a second shot exercise, big deal. Take 15 percent off every tee ball? What does that do other than shift the same rank order down 30 or 40 yards? Why, why is that better off? So we can go back to Myopia Hunt? So we don't have to stretch old courses outside their current boundaries, destroying the charm of these layouts? (Boy, do I miss my tweed jacket.) But keep banging your shoe on the table, Khrushchev. I'm sure you'll get your way for a cause that makes just as much sense as his.

More refined is 86General's response to dear, sweet Nikita:

One of the ironies of today's era is that it appears that the shorter the course is, the more difficulty the "bombers" have with it.  This is a non-scientific, anecdotal observation, but this is how it seems. 

The ball flying straight and the fact that the modern grooves make it easier for the pro to predict and therefore control the distance of iron shots have more to do with low scoring today, I think, than does raw distance.  It has been said that "I'd rather have a wedge from the rough than a 7 iron from the fairway."  Maybe so, but I think the relevant comparison is that a 7 iron from the fairway (and often from the light rough, too) is probably equal to a 9 iron from the fairway from 20 years ago. 

People are obsessed with distance. 

The rhetoric over all of this has the potential to cause more damage to the game than the actual distance does.

We need our pensioner champions to step up to the plate and support the game, and stop urinating in everyone else's canteen.

86General also throws in his 87 cents on the groove update:

"Nice review, boys.  You both make good points...I like Bomb's questioning about whether the groove change will affect scoring patterns, and I wish they would do a couple of years of PGA Tour field testing before deciding on a rule change.  But this would aggravate the equipment makers even more, I suspect, than they already are, having to make 2 types of equipment for a temporary period.

Gouge's point about "past sins" of the USGA is well-taken.  I'm not saying "The Franks" were not doing their best and acting in what they thought was the best interest of the game, but I believe the crux of the equipment issues today (mainly length, and "easier" control of spin by elite players with modern sticks and balls) are traceable to decisions by Thomas and Hannigan on the ball/ODS in the 70s...theirs or their successors' handling of square grooves in the 80's was similarly short sighted, I think. 

There may be alot of funny business going on at the USGA today, but the equipment woes--for those who care to see it as such--are a gift from our forefathers."

GOUGE: Once metal woods and non-wound balls were allowed, we were pretty much headed down this path. It's not been all bad. In fact, it hasn't been bad at all. Those who decry modern technology can let me know how it's going with your hickory shafts and hobnail boots. 

Curious contributor "Coverlack" mentions that long hitters seem to be dominating. Interesting premise. But wrong.

"I do believe though, just as you do, that length is not crucial. Golf is a numbers' game - get it in the hole in the least number of strokes, not hitting the ball a long way. However, courses, especially for the majors, seem to have been lengthened dramatically in recent years. I remember Nick Faldo saying a few years ago that he did not see a remote chance of winning the Masters because the Augusta is simple too long for him now. He was never really a long hitter, but he won the Masters in 1996, about 10 years ago, and was definitely not much longer then. The longer hitters seem to have an edge in the majors these days."

GOUGE responds: Newsflash. Length has been a key element to success since Young Tom Morris outdrove his pa. Furthermore, I believe while Faldo wasn't long for his era, he was long enough to be able to reach 13 and 15 at Augusta National in two. And, oh by the way, the correlation between driving distance and success on the PGA Tour remains about as significant as the color of your courtesy car. You can look it up.

And finally, BobbyJohn wants his 60-degree wedge back. Cry me a river. As our namesakes on ESPN Radio say, "Man up."

Why do you two argue against a 60-degree wedge while being just fine with a 56-degree version? Most of the guys I know carry a 60-degree, and if you forced me to choose between them then I'd take the 56-degree out of my bag instead. (I carry four wedges: 48, 52, 56, and 60.)

Maybe we ought to limit the loft on drivers while we're at it.

This seems totally out of whack with where you guys typically come from. Lob wedges have been around for at least 15 years (I think Tom Kite was the first Tour player to use one on a regular basis), and I see no reason to bad mouth them.

GOUGE responds: Dear Rocket Scientist: 60 degrees of loft is more than 56 degrees of loft. Get it? Why not force the best players to hit greenside wedge shots with less loft? Tom Watson doesn't carry a 60-degree wedge and he chipped in at Pebble Beach to win. This would be a change that again, by the way, would have no impact on average golfers. Probably would force them to get a little better with their short games. Again, it's another mistake the USGA made in the era of the 1980s and 1990s. For some reason, that group did not have the ability to envision a future that was as obvious as a prediction that Eldrick Woods might do something when he turned professional. 
And your idea about limiting driver loft is wonderful, too. Nothing less than 11 degrees of loft, how about that? Let's see you optimize launch conditions with 120 mile clubhead speed with one of those senior citizen lofts.

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Rather than silly rules on golf balls, restricting their flight and spin. Or new rules on how far a club can hit a ball, how about a simple and very inexpensive move to make our courses more challenging to pros, yet still playable for the rest of us. Instead of lengthing courses why not just make the hole smaller for pro tournaments. Decrease the diameter from 4.25 inches to 4 or even 3.75 inches. This would surely make the approach shot the most challenging. The pros would surely rather have a 7 iron from the fairway than a wedge from the rough. Knowing they can stop a iron shot from a clean lie would put a premium on hitting fairways. From the rough they would only be guessing on where the ball would stop.
The cost would be a new hole cutter, used for pro events. The standard cutter would be used for the rest of us hackers. It certainly is a lot less expensive than making courses for Tiger and Phil to play on. It seems it would put the emphasis back to where it was when Jack, Arnie, Lee Sam and Gary were playing. Talent, in all areas of the game, would rise to the top.
And I think the ball and club manufacturers would be happy.
Just a thought.

Posted by Mr3Putt August 11, 2007 7:46 AM

mr3putt, that makes almost no sense. Not only would the golf ball not physically fit in the hole with the flagstick in place (forget holing out from the bunkers, the fairway, or anywhere off the green), but it'd simply turn the tournament into even more of a putting contest than we currently see on the PGA Tour, particularly for putts inside of ten feet.

It wouldn't affect anything at all tee to green. The goal of golf with regular-sized holes is still the same. It wouldn't change with a smaller hole.

GOUGE responds: Exactly. It would reduce the game to a putting contest and one that verges on luck decidedly more than skill. As opposed to rolling the ball back, which of course would do no harm to the skill of driving it far. No, none at all.
Please.

Posted by iacas August 12, 2007 10:04 AM

"... see if it makes you pedantic luddites feel better."

Gouge, you may not be threatening to qualify for the mid-am, but there are few in your league with the pen.

There is something to be said for the idea that golf should be difficult and challenging. But to look at the way an average human plays golf, with all the modern Star Wars equipment, it is abundantly clear that we are not threatening the integrity of the game from a challenge standpoint.

Two 60 year old ladies can pat a tennis ball back and forth to each other and have a great time. My wife, strong and fit and in her early 40s, has no earthly chance of parring many par 5s on common courses we play. Virtually anything that can be done with equipment short of programming the club to swing itself is probably good.

If you want people to play golf, that is. And of course we know the USGA wants that.

Posted by 86general August 13, 2007 8:53 AM

You guys cannot seriously be advocating both a roll back of wedge technology, via getting rid of the lob wedge, while subsequently advocating that the golf ball is fine. Pick a position: either technology needs to be rolled back or it is fine the way it is.

And what's with you abusing your readership? Do you have any understanding of how blogging works, or do you assume that it makes the most sense to attack your readers when they have the - GASP - audacity to disagree with your positions?

It's as if you're taken aback that anybody would question the hypocrisy of your stated positions. Grow up.

GOUGE responds: Thanks for your thoughts. But being blindly pro-technology or anti-technology to every idea that comes along is the sort of stick-your-head-in-the-sand consistency that Thoreau so rightfully decried. And by the way, I'm the hypocritical idiot who needs to grow up. Bomb is innocent, so don't go lumping him in with me.

Posted by samwilkinson August 13, 2007 2:39 PM

What a couple of cretins. If you're going to deride other people for their comments about equipment, then at least be consistent yourselves.

"We’re both more than OK with a steady generalized growth over time, but when there are weird affected departures, it’s time to make it just stop, especially when that kind of development is fueled by a desire to compensate for some staggering ineptitude or lack of intestinal fortitude."

Really? Then why the rant against my comments on the 60-degree wedge? It's not a "weird affected departure", and has been around longer than the four-piece golf ball (and most three-piece balls, for that matter).

I'm guessing that one or both of you play a ball that reduces spin, enabling you to hit straighter, longer drives than you otherwise would. Are you guys so unskilled that you cannot otherwise keep in in the fairway?

I guess I didn't get the memo where you two were named "They Who Decide" what technological advances are "good" and which are "bad".

Keep up the good work, though.

Posted by BobbyJohn August 22, 2007 7:39 PM

Nice memories stirred by the reference to Myopia Hunt Club. The members wouldn't tolerate the interruption of a tournament there now, but otherwise, I think the old course could still provide a challenge, as could many shorter courses. Long rough, narrow fairways, (hidden) pot bunkers, small greens surrounded by gnarly rough--I don't think technology has outdated it yet. Maybe I'm nostalgic for the two times I was fortunate enough to play it.

Posted by cigardoc September 1, 2007 7:16 AM
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