At long last, Irish wunderkind Rory McIlroy has shed his unruly locks. On behalf of all the female PGA Tour fans, I'd like to say congratulations, Mr. McIlroy. I was never sure where you were going with the old poodle style, or why it took you more than a year to mow down your mane. Did you really think you'd "lose all [your] power" by trimming the chia pet atop your head? Puh-lease. Anyhow, kudos for taking the grand ol' step of taming your "big ball of hair" (those are your words, not mine). Now that you look like a human 20-year-old again, I'm sure you'll garner Adam Scott-like mobs of squealing teenage girls.--Ashley Mayo (Photos by Andrew Redington and Streeter Lecka, Getty Images)
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