Golf Digest Woman

Rory (Finally) Makes The Cut

rory.jpgAt long last, Irish wunderkind Rory McIlroy has shed his unruly locks. On behalf of all the female PGA Tour fans, I'd like to say congratulations, Mr. McIlroy. I was never sure where you were going with the old poodle style, or why it took you more than a year to mow down your mane. Did you really think you'd "lose all [your] power" by trimming the chia pet atop your head? Puh-lease. Anyhow, kudos for taking the grand ol' step of taming your "big ball of hair" (those are your words, not mine). Now that you look like a human 20-year-old again, I'm sure you'll garner Adam Scott-like mobs of squealing teenage girls.

--Ashley Mayo (Photos by Andrew Redington and Streeter Lecka, Getty Images)

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