That is NOT how you tee up a golf ball.
"Lugging around these tour bags for 18 holes is exhausting!"
Go ahead, the group behind you won't mind as you finalize that spreadsheet.
Just take a drop, lady. This isn't the U.S. Open
A few questions:
Why are the other women standing at the front of the tee box looking back?
Why is the woman aiming for the dead middle of the trees?
Is anyone concerned that she doesn't have a ball?
Is this really necessary?
Hitting a lob wedge from that lie? That's just silly.
No one has reacted like this after making a five-footer.
Driver off the deck, huh? BOLD.
Always leave the pin in if you can't see the hole.
That visor totally clashes!
Another driver off the deck? Let's start with something a little easier first, Romeo.
We're sorry, but golfers can't jump this high (See: Mickelson, Phil).
Tending the pin on a three-footer? Putting the ball closest to the hole first? Is this woman teaching her daughter anything?
Make sure you get a good look from the other side as well.
"And she tends the flag on my bunker shots. She's perfect!"
"And right over there is where I made that 20 footer . . . also with my glove on."
"Looking good. You're holding the club the wrong way, but other than that, great stuff!"
Mind your shadow, lady.
The family that illegally lines up putts together, stays together.